btw im tagging all my five nights at freddys posts as “fnaf” but if anyone ever wants me to tag them in full or as something else specific please let me know!!! i want u all to enjoy my blog without shitting your pants bc of poorly tagged horror game posts!!
i’d chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of
CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR
Jack Pattillo + text posts
because we could all use a little more Jack in our lives.
|—||The most under appreciated Rocket quote in Guardians of The Galaxy (via pokemasterjack)|
Bradley Cooper was pretty much perfect for his role, but let’s tale a second and imagine H. Jon Benjamin as Rocket.
yo everyone’s freaking out about the freddy’s game but if the dude just had a god damn fursuit none of this would have happened you coulda just chilled with freddy see the furries are prepared they know what’s up
I don’t know anything about this game (my dash keeps mentioning it, but not giving any context) and this post makes it even more bizarrely mysterious.
where the fuck did five nights at freddy’s even come from
like i’m not kidding there was no period of learning about this game the whole internet just went from “never heard of it” to “everyone and their mother has played it” in about .03 seconds
why cant i fucking drink liquids oh my god literally every time i try to take a drink of something i end up spitting it up or i miss my mouth completely its like when you put the two wrong sides of magnets together and its infuriating
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Cold Opens
This just looks like a dad taking his kids on a camping trip to me for whatever reason